Do They Even Know How to Knit?
Posted on January 13, 2008 by Christine | 3 Comments
Many people out there are trying to claim they died in a knitting accident. I wonder though … do they even know how to knit? Would they know a knit from a purl, or what garter stitch even is? Show me some lace that you’ve knit, or a cable or two, and then I’ll believe it.
Although considering how sharp and fine the sock needles I use when I knit are, it is entirely possible I could die in a knitting accident. Maybe I should reconsider sock knitting while riding in the car?
(If you’re wondering what I’m talking about, read this. Props to Imelda for passing it on to me!)
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3 Responses to “Do They Even Know How to Knit?”



January 14th, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
And two died while blogging also! How do you think that happened?!
January 16th, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
Are there any stats about people dying from opening up those thick plastic wrappers?
January 17th, 2008 @ 11:09 am
Oh, I didn’t even think of that one – those plastic wrappers are EVIL!!!