Do They Even Know How to Knit?

Posted on January 13, 2008 by Christine | 3 Comments

Many people out there are trying to claim they died in a knitting accident. I wonder though … do they even know how to knit? Would they know a knit from a purl, or what garter stitch even is? Show me some lace that you’ve knit, or a cable or two, and then I’ll believe it.

Although considering how sharp and fine the sock needles I use when I knit are, it is entirely possible I could die in a knitting accident. Maybe I should reconsider sock knitting while riding in the car?

(If you’re wondering what I’m talking about, read this. Props to Imelda for passing it on to me!)

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Comments

3 Responses to “Do They Even Know How to Knit?”

  1. Jeanette
    January 14th, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

    And two died while blogging also! How do you think that happened?!

  2. JW
    January 16th, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

    Are there any stats about people dying from opening up those thick plastic wrappers?

  3. Christine
    January 17th, 2008 @ 11:09 am

    Oh, I didn’t even think of that one – those plastic wrappers are EVIL!!!

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