Well, Alrighty Then!

Posted on April 26, 2007 by Christine | 7 Comments

In my daily moderation “catch the valid comments that aren’t spam and make the bad spammers go far far away” check, I came across one of the most hysterical sort-of spam comments ever. Well, really – it was the one line that just really, really stood out.

heyyy mai big sexy beast you!!! i love your hot new sponser mai little hot cheeks.. you are as hot as the waffles on mai breakfast plate . i love your hottie hot hot headband . it makes you look even more sexier than you really are!! call meeh
(253)-xxx-xxxx.

ps. will you have 17 kids with meeh

pps. i dont want to adopt!

ppps. i want to do it with you the old fasioned way!!

pppps. mai name is sanfert and i am 57 yrs.old.
how old are you?? i want the young type!!

Uhm, 17 kids? No thanks. Plus I’m happily married, thankyouverymuch. But thanks for the laughs, Sanfert!

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Comments

7 Responses to “Well, Alrighty Then!”

  1. Jennifer
    April 26th, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

    Get in mai belly – waffle girl! :P

  2. JW
    April 26th, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

    That wasn’t spam that was from me.

    Me love you long time.

    xoxo,
    Sanfert and sons

  3. Liz (26 comments.)
    April 26th, 2007 @ 5:20 pm

    Wait, what headband? I gotta get me one of those!

  4. Mary (40 comments.)
    April 26th, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

    That’s hysterical!

  5. Elemmaciltur (82 comments.)
    April 27th, 2007 @ 2:57 am

    *snorts*

  6. cybertoad (82 comments.)
    April 27th, 2007 @ 9:12 am

    I think he must be talking about this sexy headband:) She is such a tease letting it flow over her shoulder like that!

  7. Que Sarah (5 comments.)
    April 28th, 2007 @ 4:05 am

    OMG that is hilarious! By far the best spam I’ve ever seen. and I’m so sure a 57 year old spells my ‘mai’.. lol…

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