Well, Alrighty Then!
Posted on April 26, 2007 by Christine | 7 Comments
In my daily moderation “catch the valid comments that aren’t spam and make the bad spammers go far far away” check, I came across one of the most hysterical sort-of spam comments ever. Well, really – it was the one line that just really, really stood out.
heyyy mai big sexy beast you!!! i love your hot new sponser mai little hot cheeks.. you are as hot as the waffles on mai breakfast plate . i love your hottie hot hot headband . it makes you look even more sexier than you really are!! call meeh
(253)-xxx-xxxx.ps. will you have 17 kids with meeh
pps. i dont want to adopt!
ppps. i want to do it with you the old fasioned way!!
pppps. mai name is sanfert and i am 57 yrs.old.
how old are you?? i want the young type!!
Uhm, 17 kids? No thanks. Plus I’m happily married, thankyouverymuch. But thanks for the laughs, Sanfert!
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April 26th, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
Get in mai belly – waffle girl!
April 26th, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
That wasn’t spam that was from me.
Me love you long time.
xoxo,
Sanfert and sons
April 26th, 2007 @ 5:20 pm
Wait, what headband? I gotta get me one of those!
April 26th, 2007 @ 10:06 pm
That’s hysterical!
April 27th, 2007 @ 2:57 am
*snorts*
April 27th, 2007 @ 9:12 am
I think he must be talking about this sexy headband…
She is such a tease letting it flow over her shoulder like that!
April 28th, 2007 @ 4:05 am
OMG that is hilarious! By far the best spam I’ve ever seen. and I’m so sure a 57 year old spells my ‘mai’.. lol…