Christine ™ aka Big Pink Cookie To Make a Short Story Long…

How Did I Miss This?

In case you ever wondered about all that spam that you receive (I promise, *I* did NOT send it to you!), this guy has created a blog to track his testing to find out the answer to the ultimate question … Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?

I’m laughing so hard I’ve got tears in my eyes…

[via Ernie the Attorney]

Well seeing you are a woman. I’m off to get me some of them there pills!

I am, of course, kidding. Being well endowned already I don’t need those pills. Obviously…. of course…

I’m hung like a baby…a baby elephant.

Bada-boom, bada-bing…I’ll be here all week, folks…While you’re here, try the $4.95 T-Bone special…

That is a riot!!

Spammers suck. I hate it that you have had to put up with this crap. Good luck in getting rid of them!

Reading that site was amusing at first, quickly progressed into being kinda sad.

At what point — between kneading his junk (while brushing his teeth, no less) and trying to remember to take his daily barrage of pills — does the guy just decide that what he’s got will have to do?

I will keep his email on file for when I market my “solution for patchy beards” product; he’s sure to buy a several-month supply. A man just isn’t a man if their stubble is sparse!

Oh now that is *classic!*

Dennis, you have made some very good points - people in general should accept the body they have instead of trying to make it something different then what it is. I didn’t think about it that way while reading the site though - I only thought of it as, “hey! I’ll try the stuff they are trying to sell and see if it really works!”

Now if only he’d test out the diet pills and patches … I want to know if any of those are worth the time & money!

Come to think of it, you could probably make a decent website by testing (or debunking) all of the “as seen on TV” stuff…

I think we need to find a blogger who is willing to be a guinea pig for this. I nmean, we need real, hard data here (pun intended). Any takers?

Sorry, to clarify-I mean a blogger we KNOW….This guy could just be having us on. But worthy read, all the same.

ROTFL! That has to be some marketer’s play to gain a good reputation.

People are starting to notice that we PAY attention to what people say on their blogs.

That one? He is full of doo-doo.

Hmm I just presumed that that guy was on the windup…

I want to know if he’s told his girlfriend that he’d doing this. I got the impression that he lives with her. How can he hide his chemical cocktail and cock-nautilus from her 24/7?
BTW, I’m copywriting “cock-nautilus” so don’t even *think* about marketing it without sending me some bling.

Cock-nautilus. *snort* Priceless!

Dennis: “I’m not coming in to work today. I really strained my back yesterday on the cock-nautilus.” [snicker]

Boss: “You use that too?!”

Dennis: [...silence...]

Ack. The last line was supposed to say [...silence...]

Explaining a punchline never works.

Well, the silence was implied by nothing showing up. Yeah, that’s it… I went and changed it to brackets though so it would show up correctly!

Hi,
Did you know by putting his link on your blog you actually help him her to get a high ranking in google.
If you don’t like this kind of spam like me just take his her link of your site