I Am Not Trying to Hit on You!

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by Christine
20 May 2003 @ 3pm

Know what sucks? When you put on mascara and then for the rest of the day your eyelashes keep getting stuck together. All of my co-workers must think I’m winking at them - when I’m really just trying to unstick the eyelashes on my left eye!

View the photo - you’ll see that I have almost no eyeliner on the outer edge of my eye. Why? Because I keep rubbing it to stop the winking!

Posted by
jenni
20 May 2003 @ 3pm

Suuuure! That’s a good excuse for flirting with your fellow co-workers. I’ll have to remember that one for when I go back to work.

Posted by
Melissa
20 May 2003 @ 3pm

Aww man, and here I thought we had a thing.
I hate it when you hit your eye with the wand, and then blink really hard, and that makes you squish your eyes together… while your mascara is still wet… Big ouchy mess.

Posted by
Anne
20 May 2003 @ 3pm

And that is why I won’t wear the stuff! That, and I forget I’m wearing it and rub my eyes, and startle myself when I go to the bathroom and look in the mirror, only to find raccoon-girl looking back at me.

Plus, I know I’m not fooling anyone into thinking my eyelashes turned black overnight (they’re long, but light blonde).

Posted by
cindy
20 May 2003 @ 3pm

that’s better than getting that goopy stuff in the corners of your eyes. then they just think you are sick.. and gross.

Posted by
ste
20 May 2003 @ 4pm

Man, and I made reservations at the Best Restaurant in Town(tm) for us tonight! All that because your mascara was sticking??

Posted by
Christine
20 May 2003 @ 4pm

Melissa, we still have a thing. You know it girl. (Not a mascara wink.)

Ste, in that case … I am trying to hit on you. Will the Surgeon Specific be joining us?

Posted by
Buzz
20 May 2003 @ 7pm

Christine, that is one of the best ‘come hither’ pics ever. You look damn sexy!

Posted by
Solonor
20 May 2003 @ 10pm

You’re not? Bummer.

Posted by
Tudy
21 May 2003 @ 12am

Know what sucks just as bad? Wearing your shirt tucked in only to find out at the END of the day that your back pockets were turned inside out all day. Like some noseless elephant that walks backwards.

Posted by
Joey Tribiani
21 May 2003 @ 2am

how YOU doin’?

Posted by
Jeff
21 May 2003 @ 1pm

Tudy, that is infinitely better than forgetting to zip your fly, having your front pockets untucked, and walking around looking like an elephant with a nose…
Christine…you know you want it. Don’t front. And don’t hate the playa, y0, hate the game…

Posted by
Muse
21 May 2003 @ 5pm

Here’s a tip that may help:

Coat your lashes with a fine dusting of pressed powder before applying mascara.

I read that in Family Circle magazine, and it actually works.

Posted by
Rori
22 May 2003 @ 4am

LOL! Funny pic!

I am allergic to all of it, so I am a marmy looking girl with no eye makeup.

I actually had a guy I worked with say to me once “YOu need to wear mascara” *snort*

Yeah, and You need the BJ you will never get from me, you turkey.

Anyway, you are pretty.

Posted by
ana
9 March 2004 @ 10am

i’m allergic to mascara…. :X and its my life…lol with out it… i have no lashes…lol

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Bob
28 May 2004 @ 5am

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2 June 2004 @ 6pm

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I Am Not Trying to Hit on You!

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