See, I knew there was something fishy with that whole “Jesus was a Vegetarian” thing – because really, Vegans are Modern Day Witches! It’s all right there in a Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick at the Landover Baptist site.
Please note: Landover Baptist is a parody site. I do not really believe Vegans are witches. I just found the article quite funny considering my post the other day. That is all.